Check Yourself Before You Shrek Yourself

Today I went to a cartoon kiddy theme park, Characters like  were there. I took my picture with my orge master. Soon when I leaved and went on the EVIL ROSATERCOLLXXTER, He pulled me, took my head off, and put a onion on my head.
Blood came down. He yelled and laughed.
I was still alive, But it was all orge, for now.